（1）世界上最疼的相遇鹿晗无趣的坐在酒吧沙发上，一边看表一边不停的翻白

（1）世界上最疼的相遇
鹿晗无趣的坐在酒吧沙发上，一边看表一边不停的翻白眼，“张艺兴这个混蛋，说给我接风洗尘现在连个人影也没有！我的手机呢！看爷给他夺命连环扣！”
鹿晗接过手机，按下号码，“你谁啊不知道老子睡觉呢啊……”张艺兴慵懒的声音传出，“张艺兴，胆儿肥了是吧？昨天说等我回来了非得请我吃饭，爷今天回国了你特么人呢！？”
“呀……”对面静了一会，“哦么鹿爷你等我啊我忘了啊啊你别急我马上起床啦等我半个小时！！”张艺兴一边飞快的说完一边挂了电话。
鹿晗握紧拳头，啪一声把手机摔到了地上，“张艺兴你死定了敢挂爷的电话！”抓起旁边的红酒一饮而尽，“让服务员再来几瓶德威堡！”
酒吧里人越来越多，几分钟之后，一个看着不大的白净男生端着酒过来了，“你好，酒放哪里啊？”鹿晗头也不抬，“那里不是有桌子吗？”“哦哦。”男生把酒放下，“先生没事我就先走了。”男生刚要转身不料被人撞到，正巧扑向沙发上的鹿晗，“哦么！”
“嗷！！！！”
接着鹿晗一声惨叫，男生赶紧抬头想道歉，突然发现自己的手正按着鹿晗下面的私密部位，疼的他一头冷汗。
“啊！”男生赶紧收手站好，“哦么……先生，你你你你你，你没没没事吗……”
眼看着几个黑衣保镖冲上去问这问那，说他没事肯定是不可能，男生顿时觉得，完了，这人一看就来头不小，自己得罪了他，下半辈子完了……
“哦草……臭小子，你你，你给爷等着！走！不等了！！”鹿晗被搀扶着走出去。
男生赶紧跑回去，装作什么也没发生的继续工作。
“少爷，您，您怎么样没事吧？”鹿晗疼得直呲牙，“你说呢？嗯？快回家！”“哦，好好好！”司机见自家少爷捂着那种地方，心里也差不多明了，少爷这是玩的有点猛了，没事的，没事的……
鹿晗被司机一步一步扶着到家门口，“少爷，真不是我说你，那种地方是男人一辈子的依靠，别玩的太猛，伤到就不好了……”
鹿晗一脸愤怒，“去你的！再乱说小心我炒你！”
“几年不见，火气那么大啊，要炒谁啊鹿大少爷？”一个女声在耳边响起，鹿晗脸色一变，恭恭敬敬的回过头，微笑，
“妈妈……”

Kết quả (Anh) 1:

(1) meet the most painful in the worldLuhan boring sitting at the bar on the sofa, watching the watch and keep on rolling, "Zhang Yi Xing bitch were going tell me there is not even a figure now! My cell phone too! See Alex to his fated circle buckle! ”Luhan took the phone, press the number, "you who do not know I sleep ... ...," Zhang Yi Xing lazy voice, "Zhang Yi Xing, nerve fertilizers, huh? Says when I am back have to invite me to dinner yesterday, Alex home today you people!? ”"Ah ... ..." opposite the static for a while, "Oh Deer, Alex and I Oh I forgot you Ah Ah don't worry I'll wake up and you wait for half an hour it! "Zhang Yi Xing quickly hung up the phone on the finished side.Luhan and clenched his fists, PA a mobile phone fall to the ground, "Zhang Yi Xing hang dead dare you Alex's phone! "Grab next to red wine in one gulp," ask the waiter to come back a few bottles of Dillon! ”, More and more people at the bar, and after a few minutes, looked a little white boy holding the wine came, "Hello, was placed where? "Luhan head without looking up," there was not a table? "Oh, Oh. "The guy put down the wine," OK I'll go. "The boy was about to turn back and behold being hit, luhan just jumped on the couch," Oh! ”“嗷！！！！ ”Luhan and scream, the boys quickly looked up and wanted to apologize, suddenly found her hands are on luhan's private parts below pain he had cold sweats."Ah!" "The boys hurried to pull to stand up," Oh ... ... Sir, you you you you you you didn't do nothing...... "Watched a few bodyguards dressed in black rushed up to ask questions, and said he is definitely impossible, the boys immediately feel, over, that people can have powerful backing, myself have sinned against him, finished the rest ... ..."Oh the grass ... ... Brats, you, you, you give ye waiting! Go! Wait!! "Luhan was helped out.The boys ran back, pretending nothing has happened to continue working."Master, you, how are you doing okay? "Luhan straight teeth with pain," what do you think? EH? Hurry home! "Oh, OK! "The driver saw his master with his kind of place, and my heart is almost clear, Sir this is a bit hard to play, it's okay, it's okay ... ...Luhan by drivers step by step, hold the door, "master, really not I say you, like that rely on for a man for a lifetime, don't play too hard and hurt bad ... ..."Luhan looked angry, "screw you! Blather watch my fire you again! ”"A few years missing, the anger so big Ah, gentleman who wants to fire it deer? "A female voice in my ears, luhan facial expression change, obediently turned around, smiling,"MOM ... ..."

Kết quả (Anh) 2:

(1) the world's most painful encounter
deer Han boring sitting on the sofa bar while watching the table while constantly rolling his eyes, "Zhang Yixing this bastard, tell me Jiefeng dust nor even a personal video now! my phone too! God gave him a serial killer look buckle! "
deer Han took the phone, press the number, "Who are you do not know I sleep ah ......" Zhang Yixing lazy voice heard, "Zhang Yixing, Daner fertilizer is not it ? When I came back yesterday that have to invite me to dinner, return to your Lord today what special person!? " "
Yeah ...... "opposite quiet for a moment," Oh God what deer you wait for me ah ah ah I forget you Do not worry I'll be waiting for me half an hour to get out of bed !! "Zhang Yixing side finished quickly while hanging up the phone.
Deer Han clenched fists, popping sound of the phone fell to the ground, "Zhang Yixing dare hang your dead father's phone!" Grabbed the wine and drink next to "let the waiter to come back a few bottles of Dulwich fort! '
bar More and more people, a few minutes later, a pale little boy looking at holding wine over, "Hello, alcohol put where ah?" Han deer without looking, "There's not a table? '" oh. "wine guy down," Nothing I'll go first. "Boys just want to turn around only to be hit, it happened toward the deer Han on the couch," Oh What! " "
Ouch !!!! "
Next Deer Han scream, the boys looked like to apologize quickly, suddenly found his hands is holding in private parts below the deer Han, hurt him a cold sweat.
"Ah!" Boys and quickly close hand stand, "Oh what ...... sir, you you you you you, you did not fail all right ......"
seeing a few black bodyguards rushed to ask questions, said he was sure nothing it is impossible, the boys suddenly felt, finished, to see this man backing is not small, himself offended him, the second half is over ......
"Oh grass ...... brats, you, you, you give God wait! go! unequal up !! "deer Han was helped to go out.
Boys ran back, pretending to work nothing happened.
"Master, you are, how you are all right?" Deer Han agony bared teeth, "you say? Ah? Go home!" "Oh, good good!" The driver to see the kind of place clutching his own master, and my heart almost clear, young master this is to play a little fast, all right, all right ......
deer Han was leaning on the front door of the driver step by step, "Master, I did not really say that you, the kind of place a man to rely on a lifetime, do not playing too fast and hurt very bad ...... "
Lu Han look angry, "Fuck you! I fire you and then invent careful! " "
Few years gone, anger so much, ah, big deer to fry Who Master? "a female voice in the ears, deer Han face changed, respectfully turned around and smile,
"Mom ......"

Kết quả (Anh) 3:

(1) the most pain in the world.
boring Luhan sitting in a bar on the sofa, watching the table roll side of the stop, "Zhang Yixing said to me this asshole, I now even person no! My mobile phone! See ye give him deadly serial button! "
Luhan took the mobile phone, press the number, "who are you don't know me sleeping......" Zhang Yixing lazy voice came, "Zhang Yixing, the gallbladder fat is? That when I come back to invite me to dinner yesterday, ye home you are today!?"
"ah..." Across the street was quiet for a moment,"Oh, you wait for me any deer I forget ah ah you don't worry I'll wake up waiting for me for half an hour!!" While Zhang Yixing quickly finished side hung up the phone.
Luhan clenched fist, smacked the mobile phone fell to the ground, "Zhang Yixing, you're dead, dare to hang the phone!" Red wine grabbed the next gulp, "let the waiter come several bottles of Fort dulwich!" More and more people
in the bar, a few minutes later, a look at the little white boys carrying wine here, "Hello, where is the wine?" Luhan Touyebutai, "there is not a table?" "Oh." The boys put wine, "Mr. Right I went."The boys just turned to unexpectedly knocked down, just jumped on the sofa Luhan," Oh!"
"Ouch!!!!"
then Luhan a scream, the boys quickly looked up to apologize, he suddenly found his hands are pressing private parts Luhan following pain, he is a head cold sweat.
"ah!" The boys hurried away to stand, "Oh... Sir, you, you did not do......"
seeing several black dress bodyguards rushed to ask that question, he said nothing that is not possible, the boys felt, finished, this one look backing is not small, you have sinned against him, the rest of my life......
"grass... Boy, you,You wait for me! Go! Don't wait!! " Luhan was helped out.
boys quickly ran back, pretending that what was happening to work. "Young master, you how, you all right?" Luhan painful straight bared teeth, "you say? Huh? Go home! " "Well, well!" The driver saw his master clutching the place, was almost clear, this is the master play a little hard, okay, okay......
Luhan was the driver step on the door, "master, do not I say you, that place is dependent on men for a lifetime, don't play too hard, hurt is not good......" Luhan, a face of anger"To you! To watch carefully I fire you! "
"a few years gone, really ah, ah who want fried deer gentleman?" A girl in the ears, Luhan face a change, he turned back, smiling, "Mom......"